[room] Fwd: Just a light bulb joke...

[Michael Bykov]

On Mon, 6 Feb 2006 20:54:30 +0200
Michael Shigorin <mike на osdn.org.ua> wrote:

> ----- Forwarded message from Peter Garrett
> <peter.garrett/optusnet.com.au> -----
> 
> Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2006 00:02:44 +1100
> From: Peter Garrett <peter.garrett/optusnet.com.au>
> To: sounder/lists.ubuntu.com
> Subject: Just a light bulb joke...
> 
> I found this while cleaning up my home directory. It
> seems relevant to most lists. No idea where I found it -
> it seems to have been lying there unread for ages ;-)
> 
> ###############################################
> How many mailing list/ forum members does it takes to
> change a light bulb?
> 
> ###############################################
> 
> 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light
> bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of
> changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have
> been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers
> of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting
> section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
> 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
> changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers
> 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
> 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light
> bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
> 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the
> proper term is "lamp"
> 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and
> that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
> 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and
> to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
> 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all
> use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to
> this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light
> bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs,
> what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique
> and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can
> see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the
> URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected
> URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's
> that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs
> relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date,
> quote them in their entirety including all headers and
> signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that
> they will no longer post because they cannot handle the
> light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through
> this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google
> search on light bulbs before posting questions about
> light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original
> post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
> 
> ---
> Peter
> 
> ----- End forwarded message -----
> 
> -- 
>  ---- WBR, Michael Shigorin <mike на altlinux.ru>
>   ------ Linux.Kiev http://www.linux.kiev.ua/


Во, да-да, и я тоже

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