[room] Sorry dude

[Michael Shigorin]

On Mon, Jul 04, 2005 at 08:29:58PM +0500, Boldin Pavel wrote:
> да, кстати, думаю будет интересно: gnu+linux использую два года (с 15 лет).

Резко вспомнился аттач ;-)

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Here, for your reading enjoyment is a lttle something I call Frequently
Questioned Answers.

AGE
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Q: Is there an minimum age to enter?
A: Yes. Yopu must be 18, by June 14th.

Q: Is there a maximum age?
A: No.

Q: Do I really have to be 18 to get in? I'm a really good coder.
A: I'm sure you are. Sorry, 18 and up.

Q: I was born on June 15, 1987 in a airoplane while crossing the
international date line. Can I still apply?
A: Nope.

Q: I'm only 8, but my IQ is 165 and I write real-time operating systems
in my spare time. Please?
A: Sorry dude.

DEADLINE
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Q: Exactly when are the proposals due?
A: Midnight, June 14th 2005.

Q: What time zone is that?
A: Pacific Standard Time.

Q: How can we be sure Google's servers have the exact same time as I
do?
A: You can't.

Q: Is midnight of June 14th the beginning of the 14th or the end?
A: The end. 23:59:59.

Q: So what if I submit at 24:00:00? Will it go through?
A: Yup.

TEAMWORK
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Q: Can I work with a friend?
A: No.

Q: What if my friend doesn't really help that much?
A: No teams.

Q: Sometimes when I'm coding, my mom brings me cookies. Is that
teamwork?
A: No.

Q: What if they're HTTP Cookies?
A: No Teams Damnit!!!

NOTE: This is by no means a comprehensive list. By all means, feel free
to add your own.